me: I should go shower now
(five minutes later)
(another five minutes later)
(yet another five minutes later)
(more five minute intervals)
someone: (goes into the bathroom)
me: wow fuck you I was JUST about to go take a shower
Conversation i just heard between 2 boys on COD.
Boy # 1: sorry if you can hear one direction in the back my sister is obsessed
Boy: # 2: Oh no man it's ok they're not bad
Boy # 1: really
Boy: #1: Oh well actually my sister isn't even in the room hahah
Boy # 2: you know i think i'd actually go gay for them
Boy # 1: what
Boy #2: especially the one with curly hair i think his name is harry or zayn maybe
Boy #1 : oh it's harry trust me he's the best one out of all of them
Boy # 3: WHAT THE FUCK AM I LISTENING TO
Boy #1: oh my god i didn't realize anyone was listening
Boy #2: *laughter* oh shit
Boy #1: if it makes you feel any better i'd go gay for them too...OH FUCK SOME ASSHOLE JUST CAPTURED MY FUCKING FLAG
hambutt: you know me who’s beautiful? read the third word (((:
me during shower time: What is my mission here on earth? What would have happened if Hitler got killed before he started the war? What if is there's a bigger force controlling us right now?
me almost falling asleep: I think I've solved the mystery of Atlantis and the cure for cancer and starving in Africa and the problems for all bad things in the universe
me during the day: how do I spell house?
When you go shopping, but nothing looks good on...
and you’re just in the shops like:
galosengen: equiuszahhak: i will never understand the phenomenon of people reblogging posts purely for a reaction image that isn’t even anything to do with the subject of the post