Me: *reblogs something*
Follower: *reblogs the same thing, but from someone else.*
Me: You don't love me.
kanye west should open a breakfast cafe called ‘Omelette You Finish’
The people in 1910 probably thought in 2010 we...
Dear people who question why girls go to the...
Hermione went alone and got attacked by a troll. Moaning Myrtle went alone and she died.
Mum: Can I borrow your laptop?
Me: *Deletes History*
Me: *Logs out of tumblr*
Me: *Double checks deleted history*
Me: *Close Chrome*
Me: *Open Internet Explorer*
lightbuld: i hate when you finish a cup of yogurt or pudding or something like that and you don’t want to get up to put the spoon in the sink so you just leave it sitting in the cup but the spoon is too tall for the cup and it falls over
Sometimes when you meet someone, there’s a click. I don’t believe in love at...– Ann Aguirre, Blue Diablo (via anditslove)
alspancakes: i was going to start my assignment at 10 but now it’s 10:01 so i can’t start it until 11
masturbatewithacheesegrater: its literally painful watching other people use the internet like oh god why are you using internet explorer no you dont have to double click everything why are you typing google.com into the google search bar oh my fucking christ step away from the computer
When you're in class and someone asks you for a...
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