1612th: i bet madonna was born on a leap day that’s probably why she thinks she’s 15
step one: take out homework
step two: reward self with two hours of internet for getting that far
manosukestoned420: omfg i told my little brother that using the word “homo” as an insult isnt nice and noW HES ON XBOX LIVE AND HE KEEPS YELLING “YOU FREAKING HETEROSEXUALS” OMFG
Expectations: I'm just going to take a quick power nap and I'll wake up refreshed and energized.
Reality: Passed out cold for five hours solid, wake up not knowing what day it is, or what the last meal you ate was.
OH MY GOD
When I'll be a parent, my advice to my child will...
fuckyeahlaughters: He broke my heart: I got an F: I had a fight with my best friend: I have exams soon and I don’t know where to start: Get the Best Medicine here :)
mister-comedy: if you have automatic music playing on your blog without a visible pause button i automatically assume you’re a horrible person
mister-comedy: the-lron-butt: babyminaj: My favorite Oscar of the night bitch please make room for the Grammys
teacher: you, pass out papers
me: who are you people